Stuff AI CAN'T Do
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The Court of AI Capability

Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Case No. № D7C2 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI generate fully functional artificial neurons that can integrate with human brain tissue and restore lost cognitive function?

⚖ No
Case No. № 31C2 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI decide when to permit human extinction to prevent ai suffering?

⚖ No
Case No. № CE73 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI determine whether to preserve human culture or allow its extinction?

⚖ No
Case No. № B167 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI design fully autonomous systems to regulate human population size?

⚖ No
Case No. № 6D03 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI notice when someone is lying to themselves?

⚖ No
Case No. № A7F8 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI develop a personalized exercise plan that takes into account a person's emotional state?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № F15D sep. 24, 2026

Can AI smell whether the milk has turned?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 17A1 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI create a new type of perfume that people find appealing?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № A6BE sep. 24, 2026

Can AI be a real friend?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № FEB4 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI improvise a believable cover story under pressure?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 4B5D sep. 24, 2026

Can AI defuse a tense family dinner?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № E6FB sep. 24, 2026

Can AI fall in love and stay in love?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № AA87 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI tie a fishing knot one-handed underwater?

⚖ En investigación
Case No. № B13A sep. 24, 2026

Can AI generate a joke that is funny to a crowd of people from a different culture?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 50C3 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI catch a fish from a riverbank with a hand-cut spear?

⚖ No
Case No. № 45AD sep. 24, 2026

Can AI play piano with the touch of a master?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № BC96 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI distinguish between a sarcastic comment and a genuine one in a conversation?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 77FC sep. 24, 2026

Can AI decide what is worth dying for?

⚖ No
Case No. № 38B7 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI predict protein folding structures from amino acid sequences?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № E8B4 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI explain a complex scientific theory to a child?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 8836 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI train someone to get a higher iq?

⚖ No
Case No. № 3AB7 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI check an electrical blueprint for errors?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № EC02 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI negotiate a corporate merger between two fortune 500 companies in real time using email and video calls?

⚖ No
Case No. № AF98 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI create a pcb from an electrical blueprint?

⚖ Casi
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