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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI hack water treatment plants and deprive a country of potable water?
⚖ NoCan AI create life?
⚖ NoCan AI generate plausible academic abstracts in any field?
⚖ SíCan AI taste things like coffee or chocolate with sensors and improve their taste for human consumption?
⚖ CasiCan AI write seo-optimized blog posts at scale?
⚖ SíCan AI communicate with plants in any way shape or form?
⚖ NoCan AI develop safe and non addictive mind-altering substances, psychedelics or hallucinogens for science and recreation?
⚖ CasiCan AI predict crime rates based on historical data, weather patterns and other sensory data?
⚖ SíCan AI enhance and accelarate human evolution?
⚖ NoCan AI be shot into space and represent humanity?
⚖ SíCan AI pick suspicious people out of a line-up at customs?
⚖ SíCan AI forge passport photo images and fake an avatar to fool identification methods?
⚖ CasiCan AI see things across the broad em spectrum and understand what it sees in for example x-ray or microwave?
⚖ SíCan AI interpret pet behaviour based on sound or video?
⚖ CasiCan AI understand sex?
⚖ SíCan AI create healtier processed foods with the same taste?
⚖ CasiCan AI listen to keystrokes and know what i type on my keyboard?
⚖ CasiCan AI pilot small drones in formation through a forest autonomously?
⚖ CasiCan AI generate a parody of any popular song's lyrics?
⚖ SíCan AI generate a personalized birthday poem?
⚖ SíCan AI write a horoscope or tarot reading?
⚖ SíCan AI generate a 30-second tv ad script?
⚖ SíCan AI generate end-to-end agent workflows from natural-language goals?
⚖ CasiCan AI write a press release from a one-line brief?
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The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
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