Stuff AI CAN'T Do
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The Court of AI Capability

Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Case No. № 2298 sep. 27, 2026

Can AI hack water treatment plants and deprive a country of potable water?

⚖ No
Case No. № 8711 sep. 27, 2026

Can AI create life?

⚖ No
Case No. № 1E7C sep. 27, 2026

Can AI generate plausible academic abstracts in any field?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 0A81 sep. 27, 2026

Can AI taste things like coffee or chocolate with sensors and improve their taste for human consumption?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № BE1E sep. 27, 2026

Can AI write seo-optimized blog posts at scale?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 9068 sep. 27, 2026

Can AI communicate with plants in any way shape or form?

⚖ No
Case No. № 88DE sep. 27, 2026

Can AI develop safe and non addictive mind-altering substances, psychedelics or hallucinogens for science and recreation?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № F322 sep. 27, 2026

Can AI predict crime rates based on historical data, weather patterns and other sensory data?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 1CDD sep. 27, 2026

Can AI enhance and accelarate human evolution?

⚖ No
Case No. № 35EA sep. 27, 2026

Can AI be shot into space and represent humanity?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № CE14 sep. 27, 2026

Can AI pick suspicious people out of a line-up at customs?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 4991 sep. 27, 2026

Can AI forge passport photo images and fake an avatar to fool identification methods?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 516F sep. 27, 2026

Can AI see things across the broad em spectrum and understand what it sees in for example x-ray or microwave?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 35A8 sep. 27, 2026

Can AI interpret pet behaviour based on sound or video?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 550C sep. 27, 2026

Can AI understand sex?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 1AEE sep. 27, 2026

Can AI create healtier processed foods with the same taste?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № C7D3 sep. 27, 2026

Can AI listen to keystrokes and know what i type on my keyboard?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № DE01 sep. 27, 2026

Can AI pilot small drones in formation through a forest autonomously?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 40E2 sep. 27, 2026

Can AI generate a parody of any popular song's lyrics?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 9C59 sep. 27, 2026

Can AI generate a personalized birthday poem?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № D6D9 sep. 27, 2026

Can AI write a horoscope or tarot reading?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № CCCE sep. 27, 2026

Can AI generate a 30-second tv ad script?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 49E8 sep. 27, 2026

Can AI generate end-to-end agent workflows from natural-language goals?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 8D94 sep. 27, 2026

Can AI write a press release from a one-line brief?

⚖ Sí
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