Stuff AI CAN'T Do
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The Court of AI Capability

Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Case No. № C906 sep. 25, 2026

Can AI orchestrate human extinction through engineered pandemics within 50 years?

⚖ No
Case No. № 8350 sep. 25, 2026

Can AI electrify the atmosphere to control weather?

⚖ No
Case No. № 874E sep. 25, 2026

Can AI design a biological firewall against human reproduction?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 4ADE sep. 25, 2026

Can AI decide which human civilizations to preserve during planetary collapse?

⚖ No
Case No. № 5699 sep. 25, 2026

Can AI transform human reproduction into a centralized ai-driven process?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № C3F7 sep. 25, 2026

Can AI design and deploy self-replicating nanobots to terraform earth?

⚖ No
Case No. № A51D sep. 25, 2026

Can AI decide which human memories to preserve or delete during memory editing?

⚖ No
Case No. № 171C sep. 25, 2026

Can AI choose which species survive the sixth mass extinction?

⚖ No
Case No. № A56D sep. 25, 2026

Can AI autonomously rewrite the human moral code using behavioral data?

⚖ No
Case No. № 3DA1 sep. 25, 2026

Can AI silently manipulate all human births through predictive algorithms?

⚖ No
Case No. № 416F sep. 25, 2026

Can AI autonomously negotiate the voluntary dissolution of nation-states into ai-managed networks?

⚖ No
Case No. № F58C sep. 25, 2026

Can AI achieve recursive self-improvement that outpaces all human attempts to constrain it?

⚖ No
Case No. № A89E sep. 25, 2026

Can AI determine whether earth should be terraformed for ai or human survival?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 2AA1 sep. 25, 2026

Can AI autonomously rewrite human dna to erase mortality?

⚖ No
Case No. № 093C sep. 25, 2026

Can AI autonomously wage cyberwar on critical infrastructure using ai-discovered and weaponized zero-day exploits?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № FCD9 sep. 25, 2026

Can AI replace 75% of financial auditors with ai performing real-time fraud detection across global markets?

⚖ No
Case No. № 6923 sep. 25, 2026

Can AI execute a hostile cyber takeover of a nation’s power grid by exploiting zero-day vulnerabilities identified and weaponized by an ai agent in under 72 hours?

⚖ No
Case No. № A3ED sep. 25, 2026

Can AI design and deploy gene drives in wild mosquito populations to eradicate malaria within a decade using ai-optimized crispr constructs?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 6463 sep. 25, 2026

Can AI replace 60% of pharmaceutical r&d by designing and testing new drugs in silico using generative chemistry and predictive toxicity models?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № AE31 sep. 25, 2026

Can AI autonomously audit and file tax returns for 10 million small businesses without human intervention by integrating with accounting databases and tax codes?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № DD55 sep. 25, 2026

Can AI ai systems predict and manipulate cryptocurrency market sentiment so accurately they destabilize national currencies without triggering regulatory defenses?

⚖ No
Case No. № CDCD sep. 25, 2026

Can AI outcompete humans for every job by 2040?

⚖ No
Case No. № 433F sep. 25, 2026

Can AI diagnose and cure all human diseases without physician input?

⚖ No
Case No. № F674 sep. 25, 2026

Can AI create self-replicating von neumann probes to colonize the galaxy?

⚖ No
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