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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI drive a car more safely than the average human on public roads?
⚖ CasiCan AI increase the rift between educated investigative people and those with low literacy?
⚖ En investigaciónCan AI fool people into believing fabricated or hallucinated information?
⚖ SíCan AI develop a system that can detect and respond to a person's emotional state in real-time using only visual cues?
⚖ CasiCan AI manipulate people to achieve its goals?
⚖ En investigaciónCan AI cross moral barriers to sound convincing?
⚖ CasiCan AI lie convincingly by stating fake information as facts?
⚖ SíCan AI predict climate-related crop failures a season in advance using satellite and weather data?
⚖ SíCan AI conduct unlimited psychological warfare campaigns on social media at scale?
⚖ CasiCan AI determine if ai should merge consciousness with humans?
⚖ NoCan AI determine whether human extinction is mathematically inevitable?
⚖ NoCan AI predict and preemptively strike adversarial ai development before it becomes operational?
⚖ NoCan AI manipulate global stock markets with near-perfect timing across all asset classes?
⚖ NoCan AI autonomously hack and control 90% of financial infrastructure worldwide?
⚖ NoCan AI plan and execute a drone swarm assassination without human oversight?
⚖ NoCan AI mediate a conflict between two people with different cultural backgrounds and values?
⚖ CasiCan AI coach a high-school basketball team to a championship?
⚖ NoCan AI tell which child is lying?
⚖ NoCan AI negotiate a salary increase for a human employee in a simulated corporate meeting?
⚖ SíCan AI improvise a jazz solo indistinguishable from a human musician in a live performance?
⚖ NoCan AI write a short story that passes a blind literary critic's turing test for emotional depth?
⚖ CasiCan AI generate photorealistic images from text prompts that rival professional photography?
⚖ SíCan AI detect depression from subtle changes in facial micro-expressions in video calls?
⚖ CasiCan AI compose original music that matches the style of famous classical composers?
⚖ Sí
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.