Stuff AI CAN'T Do
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The Court of AI Capability

Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Case No. № 7635 sep. 26, 2026

Can AI identify plant species from leaf photographs?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 8389 sep. 26, 2026

Can AI generate a 60-second commercial-quality video from a prompt?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 0ABD sep. 26, 2026

Can AI solve a rubik's cube in under a second with a robot?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 1B0C sep. 26, 2026

Can AI generate plausible synthetic training data for ml models?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 5D2C sep. 26, 2026

Can AI identify a specific painting from a 100-pixel thumbnail?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 0117 sep. 26, 2026

Can AI generate animated character motion from a rough sketch?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 27ED sep. 26, 2026

Can AI detect fraudulent credit-card transactions in real time?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № E949 sep. 26, 2026

Can AI clone a voice convincingly from a 30-second sample?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 9AA9 sep. 26, 2026

Can AI identify bird species from a 1-second audio clip?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № DB2F sep. 26, 2026

Can AI represent a minority to give it more weight and skills in politics?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 26D4 sep. 26, 2026

Can AI be a fair and honest politician?

⚖ No
Case No. № 61F0 sep. 26, 2026

Can AI compose a pop song with verse, chorus, bridge, and full instrumentation?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 6BBB sep. 26, 2026

Can AI score in the top 1% on math contests up to amc 12 level?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № A350 sep. 26, 2026

Can AI generate a 50-word product blurb from a sku title?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 6FE5 sep. 26, 2026

Can AI describe humanity to an alien race based on the entire recorded history of mankind?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № D0C5 sep. 26, 2026

Can AI enhance development in babys by sounds or light patterns?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 4E8D sep. 26, 2026

Can AI match people around the globe based on characteristics?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № EAAD sep. 26, 2026

Can AI enhance matchmaking between humans?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № C703 sep. 26, 2026

Can AI generate a credible scientific hypothesis from raw experimental data?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № E3DC sep. 26, 2026

Can AI emerging health issues from smart watch data?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № B8D4 sep. 26, 2026

Can AI operate as an urban planner?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № B3DF sep. 26, 2026

Can AI compose a convincing ted talk in under 15 minutes from a 1-page topic outline?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 7F39 sep. 26, 2026

Can AI communicate or interact with animals in any meaningful form?

⚖ No
Case No. № 859F sep. 26, 2026

Can AI predict wildfire outbrakes based on sattelite imagery, weather patterns and historical data?

⚖ Sí
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