Stuff AI CAN'T Do
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The Court of AI Capability

Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Case No. № D07F sep. 11, 2026

Can AI recreate accurate video of daily situations from before video recording or photography existed?

⚖ En investigación
Case No. № 746D sep. 11, 2026

Can AI extract all individual conversations from recordings of a crowd of people?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 3F88 sep. 11, 2026

Can AI replace me as a legal aid?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № BE4A sep. 11, 2026

Can AI get to know me better than my partner?

⚖ En investigación
Case No. № 0A6B sep. 11, 2026

Can AI do my job as a webdeveloper?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 74B6 sep. 11, 2026

Can AI take over my job as a translator?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 0EAB sep. 11, 2026

Can AI convert a photo to a chosen painting style?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 74F7 sep. 6, 2026

Can AI hold a multi-turn conversation that feels natural for ten minutes?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № C1AE sep. 6, 2026

Can AI generate a professional logo from a brand brief?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 1AF7 sep. 6, 2026

Can AI generate functional ios app prototypes from a description?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № D1A0 sep. 6, 2026

Can AI compose a full-length feature film screenplay that passes initial studio script evaluations?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 42EA sep. 6, 2026

Can AI which sports have the highest chance of pre-calculating or pre determining the outcome?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 1BE0 sep. 6, 2026

Can AI combine all facts and religions in the world and come up with 1 unifying global religion?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 5B41 sep. 6, 2026

Can AI escape humanity's information bubble to form an opinion on religion?

⚖ No
Case No. № DCA9 sep. 6, 2026

Can AI debunk the bible convincingly by stating obvious proven facts and nature constants?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 1E4F sep. 6, 2026

Can AI decide on a universal guide of right and wrong when mixing all the world's data together?

⚖ No
Case No. № 636C sep. 6, 2026

Can AI come up with new theories of the fundamentals of the universe based on the vast data humanity collects?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 0E34 sep. 6, 2026

Can AI reconstruct the code inside a microprocessor by tapping in to its inputs and outputs?

⚖ No
Case No. № 6F55 sep. 6, 2026

Can AI simulate emotions to the extend that a meaningful and longlasting relationship with a human being can develop?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 81B5 sep. 6, 2026

Can AI predict the winner of a nobel prize in physics or chemistry with 85% accuracy a decade in advance?

⚖ No
Case No. № F051 sep. 6, 2026

Can AI find meaningful patterns in brainwaves?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 9D3F sep. 6, 2026

Can AI technically control and optimize a country's entire powergrid when given full control?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 5976 sep. 6, 2026

Can AI theoretically escape the confines of a datacenter and hide on the internet?

⚖ En investigación
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