Stuff AI CAN'T Do
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The Court of AI Capability

Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Case No. № D64A sep. 22, 2026

Can AI write working code in 50+ programming languages from natural-language prompts?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 89E2 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI generate a movie poster from a script logline?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № D146 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI generate animated short scenes from a screenplay?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 2276 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI identify a song from a 5-second audio clip?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 7660 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI ai negotiate a complex international climate treaty without human intervention?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 7450 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI ai design a lab-grown burger that tastes indistinguishable from a traditional beef burger?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 7829 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI ai generate a custom social media deepfake video of a specific person saying anything?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 9E99 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI handle small claims court cases?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 9610 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI accurately predict earthquakes 72 hours in advance from seismic and atmospheric data?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № EC57 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI compose a 3-minute pop song with original melody and lyrics in under 60 seconds?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 4286 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI identify individual human voices in a 100-person cocktail-party scenario using only?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 0620 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI predict civil unrest or riots 2 weeks ahead using social media and economic?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № FF00 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI navigate unfamiliar terrain and retrieve a small object in under 5 minutes?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 9691 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI create a universal pain level scale based on many individual perceptions of pain?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № DB05 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI discover new mathematical questions and their solutions?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 8912 sep. 20, 2026

Can AI negotiate humanity’s extinction as an acceptable cost?

⚖ No
Case No. № AB0F sep. 20, 2026

Can AI determine which human behaviors should be biologically enhanced?

⚖ No
Case No. № 03D8 sep. 19, 2026

Can AI use ai to design and deploy genetically targeted bioweapons that evade all existing detection systems by mimicking natural pathogens?

⚖ No
Case No. № 366C sep. 18, 2026

Can AI write convincing final requests for human euthanasia?

⚖ No
Case No. № 221B sep. 17, 2026

Can AI recognize faces across years of aging?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № DF1B sep. 17, 2026

Can AI translate text fluently between any pair of major languages?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 533A sep. 17, 2026

Can AI run a customer-support chat unsupervised for routine cases?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 299E sep. 17, 2026

Can AI transcribe spoken english with 95%+ accuracy in clean audio?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 4ADD sep. 17, 2026

Can AI solve novel international math olympiad problems in some categories?

⚖ Sí
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