Stuff AI CAN'T Do
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The Court of AI Capability

Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Case No. № 01E4 sep. 23, 2026

Can AI develop a chatbot that can empathetically support a person experiencing grief or loss?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 6D42 sep. 23, 2026

Can AI create a personalized nutrition plan that takes into account a person's genetic profile, health goals, and dietary preferences?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 8184 sep. 23, 2026

Can AI design a prosthetic limb that can be controlled by a person's thoughts and muscle signals?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 6A7F sep. 23, 2026

Can AI create a customized exercise plan that adapts to a person's physical limitations and goals over time?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 6215 sep. 23, 2026

Can AI create a new sport by combining elements of existing sports and defining its rules and objectives?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 090C sep. 23, 2026

Can AI develop a system that can predict the success of a new product based on social media trends and consumer behavior?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 2F4B sep. 23, 2026

Can AI generate a realistic and engaging script for a podcast or radio show, including dialogue and sound effects?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 7948 sep. 23, 2026

Can AI predict the likelihood of a social movement going viral based on its message and audience demographics?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № E277 sep. 23, 2026

Can AI convince a child to eat a vegetable they dislike?

⚖ No
Case No. № A415 sep. 23, 2026

Can AI make a moral judgment in a complex, real-world scenario?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № EFA5 sep. 23, 2026

Can AI detect when a friend is on the edge?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 33E7 sep. 23, 2026

Can AI know when to be quiet?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № EFF5 sep. 23, 2026

Can AI pick a christmas gift your mother will actually love?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 5E0A sep. 23, 2026

Can AI pass turn-based interaction turing tests for 5-minute windows?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 8824 sep. 23, 2026

Can AI drive a car safely through complex urban environments?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 56BF sep. 23, 2026

Can AI detect counterfeit currency via image?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № C13E sep. 22, 2026

Can AI generate empathetic-sounding text replies?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 0DA4 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI win a go match against the world champion?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 8ED1 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI translate asl video to english text in research conditions?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 6D40 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI generate working unit tests from a description of intent?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 1C04 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI generate court-ready first-draft contracts for common transactions?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № E75A sep. 22, 2026

Can AI compose a fugue in the style of bach?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 00A9 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI write a passable sonnet in the style of shakespeare?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № DFF6 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI generate a realistic deepfake video of a public figure speaking?

⚖ Sí
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