Stuff AI CAN'T Do
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The Court of AI Capability

Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Case No. № 540D sep. 26, 2026

Can AI conduct unlimited psychological warfare campaigns on social media at scale?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 48E7 sep. 26, 2026

Can AI determine if ai should merge consciousness with humans?

⚖ No
Case No. № 9F46 sep. 26, 2026

Can AI determine whether human extinction is mathematically inevitable?

⚖ No
Case No. № 3D8E sep. 26, 2026

Can AI predict and preemptively strike adversarial ai development before it becomes operational?

⚖ No
Case No. № 0EC7 sep. 26, 2026

Can AI manipulate global stock markets with near-perfect timing across all asset classes?

⚖ No
Case No. № E779 sep. 26, 2026

Can AI autonomously hack and control 90% of financial infrastructure worldwide?

⚖ No
Case No. № C6DE sep. 26, 2026

Can AI plan and execute a drone swarm assassination without human oversight?

⚖ No
Case No. № 7527 sep. 26, 2026

Can AI mediate a conflict between two people with different cultural backgrounds and values?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № D289 sep. 26, 2026

Can AI coach a high-school basketball team to a championship?

⚖ No
Case No. № B824 sep. 26, 2026

Can AI tell which child is lying?

⚖ No
Case No. № 2AEB sep. 26, 2026

Can AI negotiate a salary increase for a human employee in a simulated corporate meeting?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 9000 sep. 26, 2026

Can AI improvise a jazz solo indistinguishable from a human musician in a live performance?

⚖ No
Case No. № 6DCE sep. 26, 2026

Can AI write a short story that passes a blind literary critic's turing test for emotional depth?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 321A sep. 26, 2026

Can AI generate photorealistic images from text prompts that rival professional photography?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 7E02 sep. 26, 2026

Can AI detect depression from subtle changes in facial micro-expressions in video calls?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 9C28 sep. 26, 2026

Can AI compose original music that matches the style of famous classical composers?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 3952 sep. 26, 2026

Can AI generate photorealistic images of human faces that are not identifiable as synthetic?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 9A4F sep. 26, 2026

Can AI predict individual stock market movements using alternative data like satellite images and credit card transactions?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 8F38 sep. 26, 2026

Can AI generate human-like dialogue indistinguishable from real customer service agents in live chat?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 67A1 sep. 26, 2026

Can AI detect deepfake videos with higher accuracy than human experts in real time?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № FEA0 sep. 26, 2026

Can AI forgive someone who deeply wronged you?

⚖ No
Case No. № 3754 sep. 26, 2026

Can AI create a virtual reality experience that simulates the sensation of smell and taste in a realistic way, allowing users to explore and interact with virtual environments in a more immersive way?

⚖ No
Case No. № F93F sep. 26, 2026

Can AI develop a system that can accurately predict a person's mental health based on their social media activity?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № CACE sep. 26, 2026

Can AI make a decision about whether to prioritize the well-being of an individual or the well-being of a community in a complex ethical dilemma?

⚖ Casi
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