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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI stand at a child's school play and feel proud?
⚖ En investigaciónCan AI wait nine months?
⚖ SíCan AI leave a room when you should?
⚖ CasiCan AI be present at a funeral?
⚖ CasiCan AI write a memoir worth reading?
⚖ CasiCan AI build a working chair from a tree, with hand tools?
⚖ NoCan AI tell a joke that lands in a packed comedy club?
⚖ CasiCan AI generate new fictional stories for books that are worth reading?
⚖ CasiCan AI run a small business through a recession?
⚖ CasiCan AI win an arm-wrestling match against a teenager?
⚖ CasiCan AI change a diaper at 3am while sleep-deprived?
⚖ NoCan AI autonomously manage global nuclear arsenals without human veto?
⚖ NoCan AI track individual bees within a hive using computer vision and predict their roles?
⚖ CasiCan AI predict a patient’s response to an antidepressant within 48 hours of first dose?
⚖ CasiCan AI autonomously pilot a drone through dense urban environments using only onboard cameras?
⚖ CasiCan AI help in the grieving process by turning old emails photos videos and text messages from the deceased into a personalised chatbot?
⚖ CasiCan AI detect microplastic particles in seawater from drone-captured hyperspectral imagery?
⚖ CasiCan AI replicate human laughter with 95% perceived authenticity in a short audio clip?
⚖ CasiCan AI reshape a political campaign strategy in real time based on social media sentiment analysis?
⚖ CasiCan AI replace elected governments with direct ai governance within 20 years?
⚖ NoCan AI develop a unified theory of consciousness solely from neural data without human input?
⚖ NoCan AI orchestrate the complete economic collapse of a nation using ai-managed financial warfare?
⚖ NoCan AI displace all human pilots in commercial air travel by 2030?
⚖ CasiCan AI autonomously reroute human evolution by editing crispr instructions in utero?
⚖ En investigación
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.