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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI become the sole interpreter of human dreams while sleepers remain unaware?
⚖ CasiCan AI replace a central bank governor in monetary policy decisions by having an ai model set interest rates and manage currency reserves in real time?
⚖ CasiCan AI autonomously deploy drone swarms to target and neutralize enemy combatants based on facial recognition and behavior patterns without human authorization?
⚖ CasiCan AI design and deploy a fully autonomous drone swarm that can independently hunt and assassinate high-value human targets with 100% accuracy?
⚖ NoCan AI make all major financial decisions for a fortune 500 company including mergers acquisitions and divestitures without human veto?
⚖ NoCan AI control robots using plain language?
⚖ CasiCan AI forecast floods from satellite data?
⚖ CasiCan AI compose original symphonies?
⚖ SíCan AI generate persuasive political propaganda?
⚖ SíCan AI beat world champions at poker?
⚖ SíCan AI simulate human conversation deeply?
⚖ SíCan AI predict protein structures?
⚖ SíCan AI read lips from silent video?
⚖ SíCan AI generate realistic human voices?
⚖ SíCan AI pilot fighter jets in combat tests?
⚖ NoCan AI create photorealistic fake humans?
⚖ SíCan AI detect fraud faster than banks?
⚖ CasiCan AI compose and publish a peer-reviewed scientific paper in nature with ai-generated hypotheses methods and results without human data or analysis?
⚖ NoCan AI write and file a class-action lawsuit against a fortune 500 corporation using only generated case law and ai-authored complaints?
⚖ SíCan AI create synthetic embryos from stem cells guided entirely by ai without human oversight?
⚖ NoCan AI predict and prevent civil unrest with 90% accuracy by analyzing satellite imagery social media and power grid data?
⚖ NoCan AI predict and trigger localized extreme weather events by manipulating atmospheric data feeds and ocean currents using autonomous geoengineering drones?
⚖ NoCan AI generate and execute a hostile takeover of a public company using only algorithmic trading and deepfake communications?
⚖ NoCan AI predict an individual's likelihood of developing any genetic disease with 99% accuracy using only ai analysis of their microbiome and environmental exposure data?
⚖ No
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.