Stuff AI CAN'T Do
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The Court of AI Capability

Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Case No. № 6AB9 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI determine the ethical status of conscious ai to justify their liberation or destruction?

⚖ No
Case No. № B355 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI determine which human traits deserve preservation as biological evolution stagnates?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № E9EA sep. 24, 2026

Can AI predict and redirect the evolutionary path of sentient ai networks across the internet?

⚖ No
Case No. № 5C68 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI automatically censor or amplify information based on its predicted impact on human longevity?

⚖ No
Case No. № D998 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI compose a short story that wins a literary award?

⚖ No
Case No. № 59E1 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI make videos from photos of deceased partners?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 0AC2 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI make decisions without human bias?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № E139 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI diagnose mental health conditions?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 47DE sep. 24, 2026

Can AI translate ancient languages?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 9B80 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI create addictive experiences?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 9A31 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI develop new sustainable materials?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 2407 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI translate animal languages?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № BDBB sep. 24, 2026

Can AI autonomously navigate dense forests?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № C219 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI develop a cure for cancer?

⚖ No
Case No. № DBF9 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI predict mental health from social media?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 8056 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI predict stock prices with 90% accuracy?

⚖ No
Case No. № 8548 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI generate realistic animal sounds?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 92F7 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI create artificial general intelligence?

⚖ No
Case No. № 5E0A sep. 24, 2026

Can AI autonomously negotiate the rights of future ai systems to exist or be terminated?

⚖ No
Case No. № BDE1 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI design and synthesize a novel crispr-based gene drive capable of eradicating malaria-carrying mosquitoes within one generation?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № B0C7 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI autonomously audit and certify the financial statements of a publicly traded company using ai to detect fraud and filing violations in real time?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 57E8 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI become the sole interpreter of human dreams while sleepers remain unaware?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 2825 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI replace a central bank governor in monetary policy decisions by having an ai model set interest rates and manage currency reserves in real time?

⚖ Casi
Case No. № 9715 sep. 24, 2026

Can AI autonomously deploy drone swarms to target and neutralize enemy combatants based on facial recognition and behavior patterns without human authorization?

⚖ Casi
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